questionable decisions

Act I:

Finley has the stuffed llama. Lucas is obsessed with the stuffed llama. Finley does not want to give him the llama. Lucas offers him a stuffed polar bear. Finley does not want the polar bear. Lucas offers him the polar bear again and sweetens the deal: "Here, Finley, you can have the bear instead and then you will be king over me FOREVER." 

Finley accepts the deal. 

Lucas runs out of the room with the llama and comes back with another bear, declaring: "...and now this bear makes me the king over YOU forever!"

Act 2:

Finley holds up a pillow and a giant squishmallow owl: "I have a sword and a spear! Wucas, you are David and I AM GOLIATH. Now who will win?!"